Last week, 64-year-old Geraldo Ramos of the Dominican Republic drank heavily and passed out.
When he woke up, he found that he was missing his penis.
Ramos was rushed to the hospital for emergency surgery. There is no word on his current condition.
He neighbors said he passed out naked, and a dog bit the penis off. Ramos disputed this claim.
Ramos viewed the incident as a wake-up call, promising to stop drinking so much in the future.