A 26-year-old woman posted online a spreadsheet sent to her by her husband documenting all the reasons she had turned him down for sex.
The post, which has since been removed from Reddit, was sent to the woman before a ten-day business trip.
Between June 3 and July 16, the couple had sex three times, but the man was rejected 25 times, according to the spreadsheet.
Excuses listed included, "I'm tired," "I might be getting sick," "I'm watching a show [an old episode of 'Friends']," and "I just came back from the gym, I feel gross [then not showering until the next day]."
The woman claimed her husband cut off contact after emailing her the spreadsheet.
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