POLAR VORTEX INCREASES INTERNET PORN TRAFFIC

The POLAR VORTEX, caused a lot of ppl to stay home . . . either because work temporarily shut down, or because they got to telecommute. And what did people do with their time off? Watch porn. Lots and lots of porn.

Pornhub.com just released stats with comparisons of viewing during biz hours in January with hours last week and there was a serious jump in viewership! 

Every state in the polar vortex zone had an average porn viewing increase of 5.2%. But the people in Maine, Michigan, and Florida deserve special congratulations. Maine's porno use jumped 43.8%, Michigan's went up 42.1%, and Florida's went up 37.2%.

Usage at Russ Martin's house remained constant at 23/7