Kellyanne Conway said microwaves can turn into cameras over the weekend, and the Internet went nuts!

So, to restore a little sanity, here are four ways to deal with gadgets that CAN actually spy on you..

1. Put tape over your computer camera and disable your mic. No see, no hear.

2. Don’t let every phone app track your location. You can change your tracking preferences in your settings.

3. Keep your phone’s software updated. Most software updates include security fixes that make it harder.

4. With new iPhones, you can just say “Hey Siri,” and she’ll respond. That means that bitch is listening to everything you say. Shut her off.

That should help keep all you budding conspiracists happy... until they figure out how to watch you through the vacuum cleaner.