There are lots of different ways to react when someone catches you watching porn . . . but this is one of the WORST.
A 57-year-old guy named Robert Ahorner from Elkhorn, Wisconsin got drunk earlier this month and was watching some porn when his wife walked in on him.
They got into an argument, and Robert was so upset about his wife not wanting him to fondle himself, he issued a threat . . . to his own junk. Quote, "If I'm not using it, I might as well shoot it off."
She got out of the room as he grabbed his gun and then fired FIVE SHOTS through the floor.
When the cops got there, they found out he was just PRETENDING to shoot off his junk . . . he said he fired the shots into the ground because he knew the basement was empty below him
He was arrested for endangering safety by reckless use of a firearm, which is a felony.