PREACHER CAUSES STAMPEDE AT AVENGERS SHOWING

A preacher named Michael Webber caused a stampede after a showing of the new "Avengers" movie on Saturday, because he got up while the theater was still dark and asked people if they knew they would go to heaven if they died that night.  The whole place panicked because they thought he was about to start shooting.  His name is Michael Webber . . . he said he does it all the time, but normally they turn the lights on.

What a moron.

 

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