Keith Tyssen has maintained his "privet lady" at his Sheffield home since 2000, but is often woken up in the night by distracted passers-by."They're climbing on top of her and pulling her legs apart - you know, it's disgusting," he said.Mr Tyssen has considered putting up a sign or an alarm to curb the behaviour.The hedge, which he has sculpted over the past 40 years, started off as a Greek god but he changed it into a reclining woman at the turn of the millennium.
She's cute, but really?