People Keep having Sex with this Woman shaped Hedge

 

Keith Tyssen has maintained his "privet lady" at his Sheffield home since 2000, but is often woken up in the night by distracted passers-by."They're climbing on top of her and pulling her legs apart - you know, it's disgusting," he said.Mr Tyssen has considered putting up a sign or an alarm to curb the behaviour.The hedge, which he has sculpted over the past 40 years, started off as a Greek god but he changed it into a reclining woman at the turn of the millennium.

She's cute, but really?

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