An elderly man in Vail, Colorado called the cops recently after he went to fill up the gas tank of his minivan, and he noticed someone had jammed a bunch of SALMON into the tank.
And it wasn't cheap canned salmon either . . . it was expensive smoked salmon.
He was pretty sure he knew who it was . . . his neighbor, who he'd been feuding with for a while over the usual stuff like parking and loud music
When the cops went to the neighbor's place, she admitted they'd had smoked salmon for dinner the night before, but she denied that she jammed it into the gas tank.
The cops didn't buy it, but they wound up not filing charges.