From the Florida Files: Grandma Scares Away Naked Man By Removing Teeth

A 73-year-old grandma in Florida named Pennelope Pettersen found a drunk, naked guy on her back porch Friday morning, trying to break in.  Thinking quickly, she scared him off by... removing her dentures and shouting, "Grandma no teeth!"  

He took off, left his clothes behind, and was arrested later.

 

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