A 58-year-old substitute driving instructor in New York showed up drunk for a lesson with four teenagers on Saturday. He talked about how pretty the female students were, and hit a curb at 50 miles an hour. So they made him drop them off at a McDonald's, and called 911. He left them at a McDonalds cuz they were taking too long, then he caused a crash, and got arrested for drunk driving.
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