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A guy in Kansas City, Missouri got evicted by his landlord for keeping a six-foot alligator as a pet. And it turns out he was keeping it in his hot tub. The video of them trying to get it out is priceless, including such lines as, "Let his ass wear down" . . . "he's gonna break my [bleeping] pole" . . . and "this would be good PR." But the best line is the 'gator-to-man' conversion chart. Apparently one 150-pound gator = the strength of a 900-pound man.