This gross story comes to you from New Mexico.
Sharisha Morrison says a guy keeps leaving bologna and bread on her doorknob. Not even a completed sandwich, just the stuff to make one, including a special ingredient: the dude’s urine.
Apparently other folks in town have also gotten the special delivery and have moved to avoid the pee bologna sandwiches.
Police say unless they’re able to catch the guy mid drop-off, they can’t do much right now.