If either CBS or the NFL wanted the safest, blandest Super Bowl Halftime Show they could possibly get, they made the right choice with MAROON 5
They played an uninspired medley of hits like "Harder to Breathe" and "This Love" , before Squidward from "SpongeBob SquarePants" TRAVIS SCOTT , who did "Sicko Mode" , bleeps and all.
A few minutes after his cameo, BIG BOI pulled up in a classic Caddy, wearing a massive fur coat, to sing a little bit of "The Way You Move" .
And then, after he exited the stage, it happened: During "Moves Like Jagger" , Adam took off his shirt and showed BOTH NIPPLES. Sadly, neither nip had a groovy ring around it like JANET JACKSON's back in the day
How is it ok for Adam to be topless at the SB1/2TIME show and not Janet? Maybe we should protest.
The only noteworthy thing about the performance was what it DIDN'T include . . . which was any reference to COLIN KAEPERNICK or the national anthem protests.
The show got a lot of online hate . Even some took shots. LEBRON JAMES was unhappy with how little time Travis Scott was given, and JEMELE HILL Tweeted, quote, "If gentrification were a Super Bowl halftime show . . ."