Alfie offered this up this first bit of audio in light of the recent college admissions scandal. It came from this Page Six interview in 2017, where Lorie Loughlin says she never pushed her daughters about school, only encouraged them to do their best.
This piece of audio is a thing of beauty. Chess Grand Master and 'Serial Dine & Dasher' Paul Charles Dozsa finally got caught trying to skip out at a Chinese restaurant. His reaction as the they cuffed him and stuffed him in the squad car is, well... comedy gold.
SIDE NOTE: Here's a link to the subReddit that Alfie originally found this on. The other entries are definitely worth a look!