Man Masturbates Vigorously in Public Because Portland Sucks

Terry Lee Andreassen, 59, was arrested outside of a Portland youth center 'with his erect penis exposed' while he was 'masturbating vigorously', police say.

Andreassen was approached by police and when he saw the officer, he 'put his penis back in his pants and began to walk away'. When the cop asked him why he was jerking it in public, Andreassen said because he 'f**king hates Portland'.

Issues much?

From OregonLive.con - Man arrested after 'masturbating vigorously' in public because he 'hates Portland'

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