Another Useless Survey: Things in Your Apartment NOT Conducive to Sex

It's a sad moment when two people head to one of their places to get-it-on... and it all gets derailed at the last possible second by something weird in there. 

A new survey asked women about things at a guy's place that could turn them off so much that they'd change their mind about hooking up with him. Here are the results . . .

1.  Used condoms in the bathroom trash can... 87% of women would NOT get-it-on after seeing that.

2.  Stray pubic hair all over the bathroom or skid marks in the toilet... 71%.

3.  A kitty litter box that smelled bad... 69%.

4.  A "Make America Great Again" hat... 69%. Or Bernie Sanders stuff... 22%.

5.  A cockroach... 62%.

6.  Toenail clippings by the couch... 57%. That's why I keep mine in a jar.

7.  A pile of smelly laundry in the bathroom... 39%.

8.  A sexual poster hanging on the wall... 35%.

9.  A pile of dirty, smelly dishes in the sink... 22%

10.  Zero books anywhere around his place... 10%.

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