So I was working in a garage this morning, when the door collapsed and fell on me. The 300lbs SOLID WOOD garage door.
One of the guide wheels had come out of the track when the lady who owned the house opened it earlier in the day. She asked me to go look at it and while we were out there, she decided she was going to try and close the broken door. When she pulled on it, the tension spring let go and the whole thing came down.
I dove next to the only thing in the garage between the floor and the falling door: a GRACO stroller. It broke enough of the fall that I was able to get out from under it with only a busted knee and a bump on the head.
I need to send GRACO a nice gift...