From 1991 to 2001, David Joyner was Barney the Freakin' Dinosaur!
What's he doing now? tWell, David Joyner is now a "tantra massage specialist and spiritual healer"... which means that he basically has sex with people to "unlock their blocked energy."
3 to 4 hours per session, $350 a pop. He of course only works with women and he has about 30 clients, whom he calls his goddesses.
The goal is for the women to achieve a mind-blowing release, which he says CAN be done through massage alone. But he prefers it the old-fashioned way.
He says, "When the lingam [penis] and the yoni [vagina] meet, there's a certain energy that takes place that hands on the body alone cannot create." (Now imagine him saying that in Barney's voice. Shudder.)
David also isn't a fan of condoms, because they, quote, "block the energy." If all of this sounds a little sketchy to you, you're not alone. Several tantric experts question his need to have sex with "patients"... especially without protection.
I guess we know where all those purple sores came from...
Here's a post about it from David's Facebook page: