Monday night, 57-year-old Brenda Allen of Tavares, Florida was hanging out with her husband at home, naked, getting drunk.
And of course... they got in an argument. Brenda decided to escalated things by trying to yank out her husband's catheter!
However, after a couple of hard tugs, she couldn't pull it out, so she chased him out of the house instead.
He called 911, and the cops came and arrested Brenda for simple battery.
Here's some mugshot goodness: