Police in Newton, Kansas got a call late on Tuesday night about a naked man outside an apartment building.
When they got there, they found a 24-year-old guy who was plastered, naked, and desperately trying to have SEX with the TAILPIPE of a car. He wouldn't stop trying to get in there, even when the cops showed up. Sadly, we don't know what kind of car he was trying to get-it-on with.
Eventually the cops wound up TAZING his ass when he wouldn't listen to them. He was then they taken to the hospital. They found his blood alcohol level was .35, which is more than four times the legal limit and close to alcohol poisoning.
He could be facing lewd and lascivious behavior charges.
From CJOnline.com - Kansas man arrested for attempted sex with car