Every now and then, some brave resident transcends the unique hell that is city council meetings and delivers a speech so rousing, that it touches the city's very soul.
A guy named Chris wandered into a local Lawrence, Kansas, city council discussion about local bodywork licenses. Head bowed reverently over the podium with a prepared speech in hand, Chris stepped up and took a stand for something he apparently truly believed in:
The right for massage therapists to give "Genital Massages."
Watch the video below and keep an eye on the guy in the background with the magnificent mustache.