Citizen Pleads Case to City Council for "Genital Massage"

Every now and then, some brave resident transcends the unique hell that is city council meetings and delivers a speech so rousing, that it touches the city's very soul.

A guy named Chris wandered into a local Lawrence, Kansas, city council discussion about local bodywork licenses. Head bowed reverently over the podium with a prepared speech in hand, Chris stepped up and took a stand for something he apparently truly believed in: 

The right for massage therapists to give "Genital Massages."

Watch the video below and keep an eye on the guy in the background with the magnificent mustache.

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